Twilight VS Blade

  Every time i see this picture, i laugh. I would give anything to see some parody movie about this. I'm not going to lie, i read the first 2 books and did enjoy them, but just couldn't read the last two. I never saw the movies, but i guess what bugged me the most bout the craze, was the craze itself. That and a soft-core love story with vampires and werewolves ( like Underworld w/o any action scenes at all).
  So , im picturing this: Edward is driving with Bella down the road at high speed. The road is dark, the trees whiz by as the rain drops tap the windshield. Just as the road ahead comes into view, we see Wesley Snipes in his leather coat, sword drawn at his side, not looking up or seeming to even notice the car. Right before he is about to be run down, he leaps up, slashes through the roof of the car, etc etc.

Edit: the idea isn't an even fight between blade and the characters from twilight, but and action packed vampire hunt as Blade destroys everything.